Saturday, January 25, 2020

Church of Cthulhu Youtube Channel

Check out The First United Church of Cthulhu's YouTube channel for Cthulhu Mythos and church-related matters as well as other occult, horror, and gothic topics that may be of interest to our congregation.

If you have any questions or comments about the Church, feel free to leave them in the comments section over on YouTube.

Cthulhu fhtagn!

Monday, October 14, 2019

My first IP theft for Chainsaw Alice

I've done a few versions of Chainsaw Alice myself as well as commissioned several artists to do their version, so they are hard to miss.  Any Google search or Google image search of her brings up all my work.  And when you check out Cupcake Cult's shirts, most of them are stolen or "altered" IP (Intellectual Property) of someone else, so probably not a coincidence.  Such an honor that someone liked the idea of Chainsaw Alice so much that they stole it.  Maybe she's finally on her way into the zeitgeist.  

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland 2 - title + cover reveal

Chainsaw Alice in the Dim Thule of Edgar Allan Poe is the sequel to Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland.  I always juggle numerous projects, bouncing back and forth between them.  I've got another short book for Don't Let Them Take You Alive the action horror roleplaying game of the Modern Cthulhu Mythos finishing up right now.  I'll drop that in a few days.

Having survived her battles in the court of the Queen of Hearts, Alice finds herself in a shadowy realm where Edgar Allan Poe is God and his creations have been given life.  The Lady of the Chain must traverse this strange land and find a way out, encountering numerous dubious denizens, including Annabel Lee, the ravenous Lenore, and the secret, the thing, the Hell of the planetary souls -- Ulalume.

As well as appearances by other dark, twisted creations of Poe hideously realized, such as the Angel of the Odd and the House of Usher itself!

The White Rabbit came from a big family, and his big brother wants revenge!  Tuella, the 2 of Hearts, leads an expedition from Wonderland into the Dim Thule to find and kill Alice.

Alice will discovery more of her shadowy past, fight the invasive forces of the Cthulhu Mythos who seek to destroy Poe, and try to escape this maddening world of the Dark Mind.

Friday, August 30, 2019

Cult of Cthulhu

The First United Church of Cthulhu is evolving and changing shape.  To buy a commercial property they want a 30-40% down payment up front as well as a solid history of income flow to qualify.  Priests are allowed to live on property, thus selling my current home would free up income towards the church.  But they said my day job would not count towards church income.  And that size of down payment is ridiculous, obviously intended to keep small businesses from purchasing, forcing them to rent at higher rates and reserving purchasing for other investment groups.  And that would eat up too much of the money from the sale of my home, so I would not be able to furnish and decorate the church properly.  And current church income is too small and fluctuates too much from month to month to qualify.

So I am currently working with realtors and contractors to see if I can qualify to get a small piece of land and get a house built on it.  Then I can build a big Cthulhu statue out back and we can host some private events.  Tentacle Party at the Dread House!!!

Sunday, June 30, 2019

Pickman's App - original cover art

Pickman's App is a modern storyline continuation of Lovecraft's works Pickman's Model, Azathoth, and The Transition of Juan Romero which are combined into a twisting tale of dark discoveries.

The picture above is the cover art that I went with, but originally was going to use other artwork by nakaoart.  I contacted the artist about commissioning their art to use for the cover, but they were unfortunately going through some difficult family matters and would have to get back to me.  They never got back to me.

Here is the original artwork I wanted to use:

This art reflects the playful yet hidden monstrous sides of the mysterious lead character Ebrill.

Instead, other artwork was used, and this is how Ebrill turned out.  Not as "animated" but still portraying an incredible noir cool with only a couple pictures.

You can get a copy here:  Pickman's App

Saturday, June 8, 2019

Not Safe For Children

Not Safe For Children
Stupid.  Weird.  Fun.

It's like National Lampoon's Sesame Street.

Sometimes, you get bored.  Idle minds are Cthulhu's playground, or some shit like that.

Not Safe For Children

Sunday, January 27, 2019

Miskatonic University map

Miskatonic University map with notable locations.  Everybody loves maps.  I like to have them when I'm writing so I whipped this one up.  I used Dave's Mapper ( for the initial layout, then added all the school buildings as they normally appear at establishments of higher education.  I really like the "non-Euclidean" aesthetic of the layout, the chaotic pattern makes me think that after decades of mysterious occurrences and random damage and destruction of various school buildings that the campus is a place you can easily get lost or turned around in.  Feel free to use it for your Call of Cthulhu or other horror RPG or whatever.

Download full size copy here